Tuesday, December 6, 2011

COOL JOKES

CHRISTMAS




@ I had a dream I was eating a giant marshmallow, when I woke up    
     my pillow was missing!

@ Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear 
     bright until you hear them speak.

@ We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the 
     police.

@ If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

@ War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

@ A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at 
    kick boxing.

@ I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.


@ Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.


@ Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

@ We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

@ I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

@ Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.

@ Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

@ If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?

@ When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire 
     Department usually uses water.

@ Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

11 comments:

  1. hey.. very nice.. waiting for next entry..your the best!

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  2. funny one-liner...short n smart ! :)

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  3. Hi Steve! Love the jokes you have here!. Also wanted to thank you for joining my blog http://Menopausalmother.blogspot.com I just joined yours as well!

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  4. This is hilarious!. A great way to start Monday

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  6. Hey Steve,you really made me happy !I will visit you again to read more.Thanks once again.

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  7. really worth it. Thanks for inviting me here, this are beyond jokes the tell the reality of life in a funny way. I've even joined your site (hope you can join mine, cos i'l love to be close to you.) thanks.

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