Saturday, February 18, 2012

ONLINE JOKES

ONLINE JOKES



Q.  Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
A. Take your foot off his head. 


Q.What did the Grape say when the man sat on it? 
A. Nothing it just gave a little wine!!!


Q. What do you do if a bird shirts on your car?
A. Don't ask her out again.


Q. Where do you find a no legged dog?
A. Right where you left him.




Q.Why is divorce so expensive? 

A. Because it's worth it.


Q. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.


Q. Why was the washing machine laughing?
A. Because it was taking the piss out the underpants


Press any key to continue, where's the any key?

“Money can’t buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.”

















11 comments:

  1. Very nice..
    I really loved it...

    Regards from India,
    jaice
    beinalone.blogspot.com

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    warm greet :)

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