Friday, March 23, 2012

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JOKES JOKES















I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. 


If you can't convince them, confuse them. 


If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?


You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.


It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.


Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.


What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free? 


Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. 


Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity. 


I took an IQ test the results were negative 


27 comments:

  1. The last line really did it! :D LOL

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  2. Hello.
    These are too funny. Thanks for the entertainment.
    Thanks also for following my blog. I always try to return the kindness & am following you too. Hope you'll stop by sometime.

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  3. I love:

    You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.

    So true.

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  6. Great collection of jokes Steve. I love jokes and funny stories etc. Eeiy, why don't you add this there on your lists?

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  7. Funny reading here...nice, continue posting funny article!

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  8. Funny . Jokes are like short stories. You'll find good stories on my blog and others.

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  15. hi steve, ooww so sweet... enjoyed myself reading these jokes, especially.."dont be irreplaceable" ha ha'\
    have a nice day. would love to hear a funny comment from you too.
    thank you fro being a follower

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  16. loved the blog....u tickled my funny bone :P

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  19. Each joke of this post is very wise. I was laughing. Thanks for the sharing :)

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