Friday, March 30, 2012

FUNNY BIRTHDAY JOKES

JOKES



Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31


1st person: “Excuse me, but is that the sun or the moon?”
2nd person: “I don’t know. I’m new to these parts too.”


A friend of mine had a brilliant idea for saving disk space. He thought if he put all his Microsoft Word documents into a tiny font they would take up less room.


No one is listening until you fart.


Whats the diff between your wife and your job? After 10 years your job still sucks


Folk say you only fall in love once, but whenever I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.


It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.


HR Manager to job candidate: "I see you've had no computer training. Although that qualifies you for upper management,


The president of a large corporation opened his directors meeting by announcing,


"Why do you Irish always answer a question with a question?" asked President Franklin D. Roosevelt.


24 comments:

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  6. I like the tiny font idea and the "no one is listening until you fart" best. :) LOL

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    xoxo, andie
    Fashionista's Pick

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  14. Those grannies are wickedly efficient, love their style,

    Once I made an exploding cake for my granny, I spent hours perfecting it, but she wasn't too impressed, maybe I'll try this one for her next birthday

    hum...this idea is inspiring a blog post

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  15. The cake joke is funny--- even if I am hitting one of those massive candle milestones this year:) Thanks for visiting my blog--- I swiped your "Why dogs are better than humans post" and added to it--- so true, and I added a link to your site, too.

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