Doctor, Doctor everyone thinks I'm a liar
I can't believe that!
Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep.
Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off.
A stockbroker is someone who invests your money until it is all gone.
A narrow mind has a broad tongue.
Why is it called a TV set when theres only one?
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
Any given computer program, when running, is obsolete.
First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Your so short that ur the last person to know its raining
Q: What do whales like to chew?
A: Blubber gum!