You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
Warning: I have an attitude, and I know how to use it.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?
They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?