Saturday, June 2, 2012

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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana? She left him out in the sun too long.

Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming? 
A: SPLAT!!! He didn’t.

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City? To see who shot his “paw.”

What dog always gets on everyone’s nerves? A great pane!

22 comments:

  1. Always need a blog that makes you smile and laugh. Behind The Smile.

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  2. nice blog.. i like it very much :)

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  3. The I'm so clever thing made me giggle. Nice one especially since at times I think i'm such a retard.

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  4. obrigado pela tua visita e pelas palavras simpáticas que escreveste.acho o teu blog interessante e divertido.obrigado e continua a visitar-me eu farei o mesmo.

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  6. Really funny, where you get the idea behind this joke?

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  7. LOL, The bovine and the canine humor on the previous posts are hilarious! I appreciate a blog that makes me laugh, for that matter even smile! Glad you popped in on THE SNEE.

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  8. Thanks for being friends with me. I smiled reading your blog. If you have time visit my blog http://www.ibettafish.com/

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  9. I like the frog joke the most.
    Thank you so much for visiting my blog and FF too. Cheers

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  10. wkwkwkwkwkwk, "in the club standing behind you" LOL

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  11. hahaha... very funny ... thanks for your visiting my blog

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  12. OMG...That girl must be so screwed...
    lol..
    This is a nice blog, something to keep one company after the busy times. I am surely following.

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  13. hahah..... bad girls.
    www.peradabanbangsa.com

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  14. Funny! I like the SMS text message :)

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  15. Hahaha..the girl was caught in the act. :D

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  16. Hahaha. the first one's the funniest for me. caught in the act. :) Nice one!

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  17. ha ha ha - the first one's the best!

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