Saturday, May 19, 2012

TIP

ADVICE

Saturday, May 12, 2012

FREE JOKES

COW JOKE



1st friend:
can i use your phone to call my girlfriend ?

2nd friend:
ya sure,
just redial....!


When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.


I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.


I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!


Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on one.


With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.