Tuesday, April 29, 2014
Monday, April 28, 2014
Saturday, April 26, 2014
A man walks past a beggar on the corner of the street where he works. The beggar holds out his one hand and the man drops a coin into his hand.
One day the man walks past the beggar again and notices the beggar is holding out both his hands. He asks: “Why are you holding out both of your hands?”
The beggar replied, "You see sir, business is going so well I decided to open another branch".
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Tuesday, April 15, 2014
A young woman is worried because she fears her husband is having an affair,
so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.
The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful girl.
She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head.
The husband jumps out of bed,
begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.
Hysterically the woman responds to the husband,
''Shut up...you're next!''
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Sunday, April 13, 2014
Two children John and Peter , were sitting outside a clinic.
John happened to be crying very loudly.
“Why are you crying?“ Peter asked.
“I came here for a blood test,“ sobbed John.
“So? Are you afraid?“
“No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.
As Peter heard this, he immediately began crying
Amazed, John stopped his tears and asked Peter,
“Why are you crying now?“
To which Peter replied, “I came for a urine test!“
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Saturday, April 12, 2014
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Friday, April 11, 2014
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