Friday, April 11, 2014

Thug broke into my house

THUGS
A guy was telling his friends: "Last night while I was down at the pub with you guys, a thug broke into my house."  
"Did he get anything?" his friends asked. 

"Yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out and a pair of broken nuts, The wife thought it was me coming home drunk!" 

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