Saturday, June 28, 2014
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: 'Take only ONE. God is watching. 'Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large
pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note,
'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.'
at 3:13 AM
Friday, June 27, 2014
"Why did the foreman fire you?" the friend asked in surprise.
"Oh," John said.
"You know how foreman are. They stand around with their hands in their pockets watching everybody else work"
"We all know that," replied his friend.
"But why did he let you go?"
"Jealousy," answered John.
"All the other workers thought I was the foreman."
at 6:17 AM