A policeman in the museum wonders around carelessly and
knocks down a vase. The pale guard rushes to the scene and shouts:
“Oh my, this piece is 3000 years old!
what have you done?”
“Now that’s a relief, I thought I broke something new”
Friday, October 26, 2012
POLICE JOKES
A policeman in the museum wonders around carelessly and
knocks down a vase. The pale guard rushes to the scene and shouts:
“Oh my, this piece is 3000 years old!
what have you done?”
“Now that’s a relief, I thought I broke something new”
Friday, October 19, 2012
RETARDED JOKES
"My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and
vehicle maintenance."
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka.
What do you call a man with a car on his head? Jack
Girlfriend: "Are you sure you love me, and no one else?" Boyfriend: "Dead sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday."
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