Thursday, November 15, 2012

BLONDE JOKE

There were two blondes, and they had just come from a store. 
The blonde that owned the Mustang had locked her keys in the car. 
She was trying to pick the lock when she stopped to rest for a second. When she sat down, her friend said, “Hurry up, it’s starting to rain and the top’s down”

Friday, October 26, 2012

POLICE JOKES


A policeman in the museum wonders around carelessly and
 knocks down a vase. The pale guard rushes to the scene and shouts:
“Oh my, this piece is 3000 years old!
what have you done?”
“Now that’s a relief, I thought I broke something new”

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