You know what's really worrying me?

Two elderly women (90's plus) were discussing life on their front porch when one said, "You know what's really worrying me?" Her friend answered "No, what's really worrying you?" "I am so old all my friends in the celestial Kingdom will be thinking I didn't make it!"

The frog is thrilled

A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future held.

His personal psychic advisor tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog is thrilled "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.

"No," says the psychic, "in biology class."