SHORT JOKES

Saturday, October 13, 2012

GOOD SHORT JOKES

Q. Why did the clown go to to the doctor?
A. He was feeling funny.

Q. What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast?
A. They're hiring.

Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

SHORT HILARIOUS JOKES

Stolen car
James left his car at the parking lot inside the mall. He went shopping. When he came back, the car was stolen. He asked: ”Who stole my car?” Nobody replied. He shouted:” Whoever stole my car, bring it back before I do what I did in NEW YORK. The thieves were scared and brought back the [...]