Wednesday, March 20, 2013

FUNNY QUESTIONS CHILDREN ASK





Son: what's a gf?
Mom:If you're a good boy, you will get one when you're older.


Son:What if I'm not a good boy?
Mom: You'll get many.

Thursday, November 15, 2012

BLONDE JOKE

There were two blondes, and they had just come from a store. 
The blonde that owned the Mustang had locked her keys in the car. 
She was trying to pick the lock when she stopped to rest for a second. When she sat down, her friend said, “Hurry up, it’s starting to rain and the top’s down”

Friday, October 26, 2012

POLICE JOKES


A policeman in the museum wonders around carelessly and
 knocks down a vase. The pale guard rushes to the scene and shouts:
“Oh my, this piece is 3000 years old!
what have you done?”
“Now that’s a relief, I thought I broke something new”

Friday, October 19, 2012

RETARDED JOKES


"My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and
vehicle maintenance."

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses. 

What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka. 

What do you call a man with a car on his head? Jack 

Girlfriend: "Are you sure you love me, and no one else?" Boyfriend: "Dead sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday."

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