Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being
served. When little Peter received his plate, he started eating right away. “Peter,
wait until we say our prayer,“ his mother reminded him. “I don’t have to,“ the
little boy replied. “Of course you do,“ his mother insisted, “we say a prayer
before eating at our house.“ “That’s at our house,“ Peter explained, “but this
is grandma’s house and she knows how to cook.“
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Saturday, November 30, 2013
Christmas present for my mother
The Santa Claus at the shopping mall was very surprised when
Mary , a young lady aged about twenty years old, walked up and sat on his lap.
Now, we all know that Santa doesn’t usually take requests from adults, but she
smiled very nicely at him, so he asked her, “What do you want for Christmas?“
“Something for my mother, please,“ replied Mary sweetly. “Something for your
mother? Well, that’s very loving and thoughtful of you,“ smiled Santa. “What
would you like me to bring her?“ Without turning a hair Mary answered quickly,
“A son-in-law.“
Tuesday, November 26, 2013
A couple was having problems
A couple were having problems so they went to a marriage
councillor. He said: “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things
that are important to each other.” He then said: “Can you name and describe
your wife's favourite flower?” The guy leaned over to his wife's hand gently,
and whispered, “Self-raising, isn’t it?”
Friday, November 22, 2013
The sales manager jumped up
A sales
manager and an operation manager went bear hunting. While the operation manager
stayed in the cabin, the sales manager went out looking for a bear.
He soon
found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged
toward the sales manager, who started running for the cabin as fast as he
could. He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster and gained on
him with every step.
Just as he
reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat. Too close behind to
stop, the bear jumped over him and went rolling into the cabin.
The sales
manager jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside,
"You skin this one while I go and get another!"
While going to bed the other night
Going to bed
the other night, I noticed people in my shed, stealing things. I phoned the
police but was told nobody was in the area to help. They said they would send
someone over as soon as possible. I hung up. A minute later, I phoned again.
”Hello” I said, ”I called you a minute ago because there were people in my
shed. You don't have to worry now because I shot them.” Within minutes, there
were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus helicopters and an armed
response unit. They caught the burglars red-handed. One of the officers said,
”I thought you said you shot them.” To which I replied, ”I thought you said
there was no one available.”
Friday, October 11, 2013
A little girl was in church
A
little girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling
ill.
“Mommy”
she said, ”can we leave now?” “No,” her mother
replied.
“Well,
I think I have to throw up!”
“Then
go out the front door and around to the back
Of
the church and throw up behind a bush.”
After
about 60 seconds the little girl returned to her seat.
“Did
you throw up?” Mom asked.
“Yes.”
“How
could you have gone all the way to the back
of
the church and returned so quickly?”
“I
didn’t have to go out of the church, Mommy.
They
have a box next to the front door that says, ‘For the Sick.’
Tuesday, September 17, 2013
Monday, September 16, 2013
Saturday, August 3, 2013
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