Sunday, March 30, 2014

joke of the year


A new student came in class.
After telling the rest of the children
his name, the teacher asked,
“What does your father do?”

Student : “Whatever Mom says.”


Friday, March 28, 2014

Do you hate me?

boy and girl

Girl: Do you hate me?

Boy: Nope, I don't.. I'm just not necessarily excited about your existence.