I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.
Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
I took an IQ test the results were negative
The last line really did it! :D LOL
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