Saturday, May 19, 2012
Saturday, May 12, 2012
FREE JOKES
1st friend:
can i use your phone to call my girlfriend ?
2nd friend:
ya sure,
just redial....!
can i use your phone to call my girlfriend ?
2nd friend:
ya sure,
just redial....!
When I was kidnapped,
my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
I don't think my
parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.
I ran into
Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!
Whoever coined
the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on one.
With sufficient
thrust, pigs fly just fine.
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