Thursday, August 20, 2020
Wednesday, September 2, 2015
Sunday, September 21, 2014
personal psychic advisor
A lonely frog telephone the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future held. His personal psychic advisor tells. him "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog is thrilled "This is great! will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.
"No," says the psychic, "in biology class."
A man is complaining to a friend
A man is complaining to a friend: "I had it all, money, a beautiful house, a nice car, a great motorcycle, the love of a beautiful woman.
Then it was all gone!" " What happened?" asks the friend. "My wife found out!" replied the man
Thursday, September 18, 2014
Whose Profession Came First
A doctor, a lawyer, and an engineer are going out golfing. They are trying to decide whose profession came first.
The doctor says, “My profession came first because when God removed Adam’s rib he performed surgery.”
The doctor says, “My profession came first because when God removed Adam’s rib he performed surgery.”
The engineer
then says, “No, no, no. When the earth was dark and void God created light.
That was engineering.”
The lawyer
says, “You’re both wrong.”
The doctor
and engineer reply, “Oh yeah? What makes you think yours came first?”
The lawyer
replies, “Where do you think the darkness came from?”
Tuesday, August 19, 2014
Sunday, June 29, 2014
Very large hands
If you have
3 apples and 4 oranges in a hand and 4 apples and 3 oranges in the other hand
what do you have?
Very large
hands
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