A doctor, a lawyer, and an engineer are going out golfing. They are trying to decide whose profession came first.
The doctor says, “My profession came first because when God removed Adam’s rib he performed surgery.”
The doctor says, “My profession came first because when God removed Adam’s rib he performed surgery.”
The engineer
then says, “No, no, no. When the earth was dark and void God created light.
That was engineering.”
The lawyer
says, “You’re both wrong.”
The doctor
and engineer reply, “Oh yeah? What makes you think yours came first?”
The lawyer
replies, “Where do you think the darkness came from?”
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