REALLY FUNNY JOKES

Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge. 

If at first you don't succeed, try left field. 

Do Roman paramedics refer to IVs as "4s"? 


I have not yet begun to procrastinate. 

Two wrongs do not make a right, but three lefts do.

SA JOKES

LATEST JOKES

What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine's Day?
Owl be yours!

Male: I would die for you... 
Female: Prove it

I love animals, they taste great.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

BEST JOKE

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana? She left him out in the sun too long.

Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming? 
A: SPLAT!!! He didn’t.

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City? To see who shot his “paw.”

What dog always gets on everyone’s nerves? A great pane!