Saturday, June 2, 2012

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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

 Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana? She left him out in the sun too long.

 Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming? 
A: SPLAT!!! He didn’t.

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City? To see who shot his “paw.”

 What dog always gets on everyone’s nerves? A great pane!
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21 comments:

  1. AnonymousJune 3, 2012 at 5:09 AM

    Always need a blog that makes you smile and laugh. Behind The Smile.

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  2. UnknownJune 3, 2012 at 8:18 AM

    nice blog.. i like it very much :)

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  3. how to blogJune 3, 2012 at 2:09 PM

    The I'm so clever thing made me giggle. Nice one especially since at times I think i'm such a retard.

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  4. UnknownJune 3, 2012 at 4:07 PM

    obrigado pela tua visita e pelas palavras simpáticas que escreveste.acho o teu blog interessante e divertido.obrigado e continua a visitar-me eu farei o mesmo.

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  5. Arifs.driessenJune 3, 2012 at 6:12 PM

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  6. iPod Touch 5th Generation Release DateJune 4, 2012 at 12:46 AM

    Really funny, where you get the idea behind this joke?

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  7. THE SNEEJune 4, 2012 at 2:57 AM

    LOL, The bovine and the canine humor on the previous posts are hilarious! I appreciate a blog that makes me laugh, for that matter even smile! Glad you popped in on THE SNEE.

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  8. B A R B A R AJune 6, 2012 at 10:27 AM

    I like the frog joke the most.
    Thank you so much for visiting my blog and FF too. Cheers

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  9. Anyun GadgetJune 6, 2012 at 3:37 PM

    Nice jokes..
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  10. azgiJune 7, 2012 at 9:20 PM

    wkwkwkwkwkwk, "in the club standing behind you" LOL

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  11. Boyd RankinJune 7, 2012 at 11:49 PM

    good man ireally like it..

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  12. wikiherbJune 8, 2012 at 7:29 PM

    hahaha... very funny ... thanks for your visiting my blog

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  13. krisnaJune 10, 2012 at 3:38 AM

    lol, very funny this joke.

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  14. UnknownJune 17, 2012 at 3:39 AM

    Ha ha very good!

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  15. Ivan AlikuJune 17, 2012 at 10:35 PM

    OMG...That girl must be so screwed...
    lol..
    This is a nice blog, something to keep one company after the busy times. I am surely following.

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  16. Putra NegaraJune 18, 2012 at 3:44 AM

    hahah..... bad girls.
    www.peradabanbangsa.com

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  17. Owl JoyJune 22, 2012 at 2:20 PM

    Funny! I like the SMS text message :)

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  18. UnknownJune 22, 2012 at 4:43 PM

    Hahaha..the girl was caught in the act. :D

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  19. Slow AreaJune 23, 2012 at 9:09 PM

    nice blog
    Blog All Information

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  20. UnknownJuly 2, 2012 at 3:46 AM

    Hahaha. the first one's the funniest for me. caught in the act. :) Nice one!

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  21. Nina GrayDecember 9, 2012 at 5:16 PM

    ha ha ha - the first one's the best!

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