A couple were having problems so they went to a marriage
councillor. He said: “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things
that are important to each other.” He then said: “Can you name and describe
your wife's favourite flower?” The guy leaned over to his wife's hand gently,
and whispered, “Self-raising, isn’t it?”
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The sales manager jumped up
A sales
manager and an operation manager went bear hunting. While the operation manager
stayed in the cabin, the sales manager went out looking for a bear.
He soon
found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged
toward the sales manager, who started running for the cabin as fast as he
could. He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster and gained on
him with every step.
Just as he
reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat. Too close behind to
stop, the bear jumped over him and went rolling into the cabin.
The sales
manager jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside,
"You skin this one while I go and get another!"
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