I married you for your money

It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?' 
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.

HUSBAND & WIFE JOKE

Wife: Why don't you ever wear your wedding ring?

 Husband: It cuts off my circulation.

 Wife: It's supposed to.