Friday, October 19, 2012

RETARDED JOKES


"My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and
vehicle maintenance."

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses. 

What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka. 

What do you call a man with a car on his head? Jack 

Girlfriend: "Are you sure you love me, and no one else?" Boyfriend: "Dead sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday."

4 comments:

  1. What about "Guy walks into a bar. Ow!" Or the slightly less-retarded "10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't' Or all kinds of nerdy-funny t-shirt designs at Busted Tees & Rizzo Tees & Snorg Tees

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  2. Girlfriend: "Are you sure you love me, and no one else?" Boyfriend: "Dead sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday."


    I like this joke :)

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  3. nice, I haven't heard of some of these.

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