"My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and
vehicle maintenance."
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka.
What do you call a man with a car on his head? Jack
Girlfriend: "Are you sure you love me, and no one else?" Boyfriend: "Dead sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday."
What about "Guy walks into a bar. Ow!" Or the slightly less-retarded "10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't' Or all kinds of nerdy-funny t-shirt designs at Busted Tees & Rizzo Tees & Snorg Tees
ReplyDeleteGirlfriend: "Are you sure you love me, and no one else?" Boyfriend: "Dead sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday."
ReplyDeleteI like this joke :)
Nice, great jokes here!
ReplyDeletenice, I haven't heard of some of these.
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