Every day of their holiday

Every day of their holiday, these two guys rented a boat and fished. One day they caught thirty fish.

JAMES  said, "PETER, mark this spot so that we can come back here tomorrow."

The next day when they were driving to rent  the boat, JAMES asked, "PETER, did you mark that spot?"

PETER replied, "Yep. I painted a big X on the bottom of the boat!"

JAMES growled. "You old fool! What if we don't get the same boat today?"

HE IS NOT BREATHING

A couple of Mexico hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“