ONLINE JOKES

Q.  Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
A. Take your foot off his head. 


Q.What did the Grape say when the man sat on it? 
A. Nothing it just gave a little wine!!!


Q. What do you do if a bird shirts on your car?
A. Don't ask her out again.


Q. Where do you find a no legged dog?
A. Right where you left him.

Q.Why is divorce so expensive? 

A. Because it's worth it.

Q. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Q. Why was the washing machine laughing?
A. Because it was taking the piss out the underpants

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