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Sunday, June 29, 2014
Saturday, June 28, 2014
The nun made a note
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: 'Take only ONE. God is watching. 'Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large
pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note,
'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.'
Friday, June 27, 2014
Jealous Foreman
"Why did the foreman fire you?" the friend asked in surprise.
"Oh," John said.
"You know how foreman are. They stand around with their hands in their pockets watching everybody else work"
"We all know that," replied his friend.
"But why did he let you go?"
"Jealousy," answered John.
"All the other workers thought I was the foreman."
Friday, May 23, 2014
Monday, May 19, 2014
Sunday, May 18, 2014
What happened to the baby ?
For
weeks a little boy told his teacher about the baby that was coming to his
house. One day, his mother let him feel the baby move in her tummy. He then
stopped telling the teacher about the baby. The teacher finally asked,
"What happened to the baby you were expecting at your house?" The boy
broke into tears and said, "I think my Mommy ate it!"
Friday, May 9, 2014
I haven’t heard them in over a week
Peter, one of the world‘s greatest
hypochondriacs (a person who always thinks he‘s
sick but isn‘t really), bumped
into his doctor one day at the supermarket.
“Doc!” Peter exclaimed, “I’ve been
meaning to tell you, remember those voices I kept
on hearing in my head? I
haven’t heard them in over a week!”
“Wow! What wonderful news Peter! I’m
so happy for you!” his doctor exclaimed.
“Wonderful?” asked a dismal looking Peter.
“There’s nothing wonderful about it. I’m
afraid my hearing is starting to go
now!
Wednesday, May 7, 2014
Tuesday, May 6, 2014
Sunday, May 4, 2014
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