Peter went to trial for armed robbery. The judge announced, "Not guilty."
"That's great! shouted Peter. "Does that mean I can keep the money?"
Monday, April 28, 2014
Saturday, April 26, 2014
Business is going well
A man walks
past a beggar on the corner of the street where he works. The beggar holds out
his one hand and the man drops a coin into his hand.
One day the
man walks past the beggar again and notices the beggar is holding out both his
hands. He asks: “Why are you holding out both of your hands?”
The beggar
replied, "You see sir, business is going so well I decided to open another
branch".
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