Wife: Why don't you ever wear your wedding ring?
Husband: It
cuts off my circulation.
Wife: It's
supposed to.
Tuesday, May 6, 2014
Sunday, May 4, 2014
What's the matter?
On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.
"What's the matter? Are you sick?"
"No, I', okay. It's just that I hate to see an old lady standing."
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