I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana? She left him out in the sun too long.
Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?
A: SPLAT!!! He didn’t.
Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City? To see who shot his “paw.”
What dog always gets on everyone’s nerves? A great pane!
