A
little girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling
ill.
“Mommy”
she said, ”can we leave now?” “No,” her mother
replied.
“Well,
I think I have to throw up!”
“Then
go out the front door and around to the back
Of
the church and throw up behind a bush.”
After
about 60 seconds the little girl returned to her seat.
“Did
you throw up?” Mom asked.
“Yes.”
“How
could you have gone all the way to the back
of
the church and returned so quickly?”
“I
didn’t have to go out of the church, Mommy.
They
have a box next to the front door that says, ‘For the Sick.’