Going to bed
the other night, I noticed people in my shed, stealing things. I phoned the
police but was told nobody was in the area to help. They said they would send
someone over as soon as possible. I hung up. A minute later, I phoned again.
”Hello” I said, ”I called you a minute ago because there were people in my
shed. You don't have to worry now because I shot them.” Within minutes, there
were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus helicopters and an armed
response unit. They caught the burglars red-handed. One of the officers said,
”I thought you said you shot them.” To which I replied, ”I thought you said
there was no one available.”
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Friday, October 11, 2013
A little girl was in church
A
little girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling
ill.
“Mommy”
she said, ”can we leave now?” “No,” her mother
replied.
“Well,
I think I have to throw up!”
“Then
go out the front door and around to the back
Of
the church and throw up behind a bush.”
After
about 60 seconds the little girl returned to her seat.
“Did
you throw up?” Mom asked.
“Yes.”
“How
could you have gone all the way to the back
of
the church and returned so quickly?”
“I
didn’t have to go out of the church, Mommy.
They
have a box next to the front door that says, ‘For the Sick.’
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