funny funny jokes

James to his girlfriend Maria: "I'm not rich like Craig, I don't have a bid house like Craid, I don't have an expensive fast car like Craig, I'm not as good looking as Craid but honey I love you!" Maria to James: "I love you too - now tell me some more about Craig!"

What happened to the baby ?

For weeks a little boy told his teacher about the baby that was coming to his house. One day, his mother let him feel the baby move in her tummy. He then stopped telling the teacher about the baby. The teacher finally asked, "What happened to the baby you were expecting at your house?" The boy broke into tears and said, "I think my Mommy ate it!"