Sunday, June 29, 2014

Very large hands

helping hands


If you have 3 apples and 4 oranges in a hand and 4 apples and 3 oranges in the other hand what do you have?

Very large hands

Saturday, June 28, 2014

The nun made a note

free jokes

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: 'Take only ONE. God is watching. 'Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large 
pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, 
'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.'