Sunday, September 21, 2014

personal psychic advisor

smiling frogs


A lonely frog telephone the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future held. His personal psychic advisor tells. him "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." 
The frog is thrilled "This is great! will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.
"No," says the psychic, "in biology class."
  

A man is complaining to a friend

beautiful double floors house

A man is complaining to a friend: "I had it all, money, a beautiful house, a nice car, a great motorcycle, the love of a beautiful woman. 
Then it was all gone!" " What happened?" asks the friend. "My wife found out!" replied the man