Friday, April 20, 2012

SHORT CLEAN JOKES

SHORT JOKES




Doctor, Doctor everyone thinks I'm a liar
I can't believe that!

 Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep.
Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off.

 A stockbroker is someone who invests your money until it is all gone.

 A narrow mind has a broad tongue.

 Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? 

 Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

 Any given computer program, when running, is obsolete.

 First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

Your so short that ur the last person to know its raining

 Q: What do whales like to chew?
A: Blubber gum!
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18 comments:

  1. TishApril 20, 2012 at 10:40 AM

    Ahah... Nice jokes you have on your blog. :D An enjoyable read.

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  2. UnknownApril 21, 2012 at 9:28 AM

    Hey Steve
    Nice to have a laugh everytime i pass by your blog.
    So i have tagged you for 'Versatile Blog' award
    Chek ~ http://lipglossaffairs.blogspot.in/2012/04/versatile-blog-award.html

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    1. Aron Mturi(djTacticx)April 27, 2012 at 4:59 AM

      Hey am frm Kenya..can i be inthe blog awards too??
      check out my blog plz

      www.aron-creativity.blogspot.com

      Delete
  3. Rum-Punch DrunkApril 21, 2012 at 11:16 AM

    Yep, gave me a good laugh again. Will be back for more, of course

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  4. Rum-Punch DrunkApril 21, 2012 at 11:17 AM

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    1. Rum-Punch DrunkApril 21, 2012 at 11:19 AM

      Sorry about the above. I'm not good with technology.

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  5. redApril 23, 2012 at 5:23 AM

    Hey Steve, follow me to www.puntoypelotas.blogspot.com

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  6. UnknownApril 26, 2012 at 7:47 AM

    Nice! :p

    http://www.datingtwenties.blogspot.com/

    Miss H

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  7. Aron Mturi(djTacticx)April 27, 2012 at 4:55 AM

    Hey i wana be on the blog awards too.
    check out my blog.ul like it.

    www.aron-creativity.blogspot.com

    thankz

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  8. UnknownApril 27, 2012 at 6:33 AM

    hahahaha it's funny blog of..always smile bro..
    and make your jokes all time..

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  9. ipod touch fifth generationApril 27, 2012 at 8:17 AM

    Nice, it's really funny. Fresh my mind ....

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  10. UnknownMay 2, 2012 at 12:15 PM

    Funny! And I needed a good laugh, thanks!

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  11. AnonymousMay 3, 2012 at 7:27 AM

    What a unique idea for a blog!! You are sure making a lot of people laugh!! Keep it up! :)

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  12. Teresa GarzaMay 3, 2012 at 7:02 PM

    Funny.
    Teresa
    http://checalamovie.net

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  13. KJB Pony AdventuresMay 16, 2012 at 1:05 AM

    Wow I am LOL-ing so hard ;-) I think this is a fab site well done. Its so great to meet you and thanks for your support over at: www.makeshiftmummy.com We at Two Cats, Youngling and Me really appreciate your support and followship. Take care xx

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  14. UnknownMay 22, 2012 at 7:44 AM

    so funny ..... :-)

    if you coffee lovers visit my blog: http://be-coffee.blogspot.com/

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  15. UnknownMay 31, 2012 at 1:35 AM

    hi blogs really nice joke ,,,Fresh my mind . wow iam lol :-) so hard..
    Short Jokes A huge collection of funny short jokes. Select any joke from bellow to see the joke. You can dedicate jokes to your friends...intersted then visit short jokes link to read it fresh your mind ...and lolz so hardly ..im surely ...

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  16. pikacuyJuly 25, 2012 at 9:34 AM

    AHAHAHAHAAAKKK, funny!! :p

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