Thursday, April 5, 2012

FUNNY JOKES




You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.

 Warning: I have an attitude, and I know how to use it.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

 Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?

 They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.

 Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

 The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

 Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
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25 comments:

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  2. Matt MoralesApril 6, 2012 at 6:13 AM

    you got some cool blog here.. :D

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  3. UnknownApril 6, 2012 at 7:38 AM

    Thanks guys, greetings blogger..

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  4. Sparkle and CoApril 6, 2012 at 10:49 AM

    Love the last one!!! Ah, Noah... Why, why???

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  5. - N -April 6, 2012 at 2:59 PM

    Awesome!

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  6. tradingforexsuksesApril 7, 2012 at 2:16 AM

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  7. AnonymousApril 7, 2012 at 7:48 AM

    Funny :-)

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  9. saikiransamaApril 8, 2012 at 12:53 AM

    good jokes dude.

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  10. IndiatripsApril 9, 2012 at 12:30 AM

    Very funny. Keep posting like these.

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  13. The Chic SheetApril 9, 2012 at 10:04 AM

    Hahaha. Sounds like me ;)

    XX,
    Miranda

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  14. abbybernardezApril 9, 2012 at 1:51 PM

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  15. KotlesyaApril 10, 2012 at 12:13 AM

    Wonderful blog! It has lifted my mood up, indeed.
    Well done!

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  16. UnknownApril 14, 2012 at 8:15 AM

    Nice

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  25. Sweet Like SugarMay 16, 2012 at 10:06 AM

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