What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine's Day? Owl be yours! Male: I would die for you... Female: Prove it I love animals, they taste great. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana? She left him out in the sun too long. Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming? A: SPLAT!!! He didn’t. Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City? To see who shot his “paw.” What dog always gets on everyone’s nerves? A great pane!