A young woman is worried because she fears her
husband is having an affair,
so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.
The next day she comes home to find her husband in
bed with a beautiful girl.
She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head.
The husband jumps out of bed,
begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.
Hysterically the woman responds to the husband,
''Shut up...you're next!''
Ah, she should shoot the husband, not herself.
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