SHORT HILARIOUS JOKES FOR ADULTS

LOL JOKES

AFRICAN JOKES

Most of African countries are very hot 

QUICK JOKES

FUNNY SHORT JOKES FOR ADULTS

REALLY FUNNY JOKES

Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge. 

If at first you don't succeed, try left field. 

Do Roman paramedics refer to IVs as "4s"? 


I have not yet begun to procrastinate. 

Two wrongs do not make a right, but three lefts do.

SA JOKES

LATEST JOKES

What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine's Day?
Owl be yours!

Male: I would die for you... 
Female: Prove it

I love animals, they taste great.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

BEST JOKE

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana? She left him out in the sun too long.

Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming? 
A: SPLAT!!! He didn’t.

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City? To see who shot his “paw.”

What dog always gets on everyone’s nerves? A great pane!

TIP

FREE JOKES

1st friend:
can i use your phone to call my girlfriend ?

2nd friend:
ya sure,
just redial....!

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.

I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!

Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on one.

With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.