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Saturday, June 30, 2012
REALLY FUNNY JOKES
Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your
revenge.
If at first you
don't succeed, try left field.
Do Roman paramedics refer to IVs as "4s"?
I have not yet begun to procrastinate.
Two wrongs do not make a right, but three lefts
do.
Sunday, June 17, 2012
Saturday, June 9, 2012
LATEST JOKES
What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine's Day?
Owl be yours!
Male: I would die for you...
Female: Prove it
I love animals, they taste great.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Saturday, June 2, 2012
BEST JOKE
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana? She left him out in the sun too long.
Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?
A: SPLAT!!! He didn’t.
Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City? To see who shot his “paw.”
What dog always gets on everyone’s nerves? A great pane!
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