What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine's Day?
Owl be yours!
Male: I would die for you...
Female: Prove it
I love animals, they taste great.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Saturday, June 9, 2012
LATEST JOKES
What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine's Day?
Owl be yours!
Male: I would die for you...
Female: Prove it
I love animals, they taste great.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Saturday, June 2, 2012
BEST JOKE
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana? She left him out in the sun too long.
Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?
A: SPLAT!!! He didn’t.
Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City? To see who shot his “paw.”
What dog always gets on everyone’s nerves? A great pane!
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